BrettBits

My mind simply houses too much insanity to hold in one volume of conspiracy theories. So here's number two! Cops 'n' Taxis: A Private Partnership We've all seen it. Taxi drivers who drive erratically, make sloppy lane changes, and ENTER intersections on a yellow light! Who do these people think they are, making up their own rules for the road while we have to follow every law right to the last subsection-paragraph? We go one kilometer per hour over the speed limit, and what happens? That's right. Cops pull us over. We don't even see them. Sometimes, I question whether or not they are even a part of this realm of existence until I start spee

I present to the reader, a sampling of the incoherent absurdity that calls my brain home. A series of conspiracy theories I have concocted that may be correct, but within all reason, aren't. If these don't get the readers out there to think more critically, I don't know what will! Stop Cleaning. Get Swiffer. Clean Forever! Do you remember those disposable Swiffer (and then several other after-market) cloths? Do you remember how, in the commercials for Swiffer, they would always show the woman allegedly "trying" a Swiffer cloth on her kitchen floor for the first time? After only a few swipes of Deceptive-Cloth-On-A-Stick, she picks up the Sw